I am making myself a nice, gooey bowl of homemade macaroni and cheese, and I'm really enjoying the prospect of enjoying my meal with a tall glass of milk. Unfortunately, I used the remainder of a gallon in making the mac and cheese. Tiffany was nice enough to take care of this problem for me; she left a few minutes ago to go pick up some more milk, so I'm waiting for her arrival before I dig in.

Tiff returns promptly with bad news. Walgreen's has stopped selling milk. I am really bummed, because this mac and cheese just won't taste as good with water or lemonade.